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Jake Cole
@ThatJakePC
Like the phoenix from the ashes. Writing at @Slant_Magazine, @hyperallergic, others.
Atlanta
Joined June 2020
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    I will NEVER not belly laugh at this, maybe the funniest thing to ever be put on television
    Recreating the sound of a mummy’s voice, science is amazing! 🤔🧐
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    Grotesquely funny that a movie series that by all historical precedent should have foisted a phalanx of child star monsters onto the world produced the most normal and adjusted ones of all time, meanwhile the maker of said material has gone insane.
    Daniel Radcliffe on the Will Smith and Chris Rock #Oscars incident: “I’m just so already dramatically bored of hearing people’s opinions about it that I just don’t want to be another opinion adding to it.” (variety.com/2022/film/glob…)
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    Current Hollywood filmmakers asking old-timers how their movies looked so good
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    I sincerely feel sorry for actors rn
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    Kratos being counted as LGBTQ bc he’s from Ancient Greece is a good bit
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    My fav Toriyama flex was when he drafted Android 19 and 20 as big bads and his editor was like wtf no, so then he drew 17 and 18 which were also rejected, then the first version of Cell, then the second, and finally got approval with Perfect Cell. Then he just used all of them
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    A Romanian cop enjoying Greta Thunberg roasting Andrew Tate but then seeing his Jerry’s Pizza box
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    <Tom Hardy Venom voice> 🎶Hello my baby, hello my honey🎶
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    Han Solo trying to stall stormtroopers on the intercom saying “we’re fine…how are you?” and full-body wincing is still funnier than any “they fly now?!” ass line in the sequels
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    The quality jump when Mulaney comes back is insane.
    Harvey Epstein for New York City Council
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    What if Christopher Lee pulled the same “I was in black ops during WWII” shtick he did with Peter Jackson and casually told Lucas this is how ppl respond to their hands being cut off
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    Cool how it’s been five years and they’re still blaming the talented actor whose career afaik has yet to recover from being smeared as the reason this patently stupid idea for a film bombed.
    Kathleen Kennedy says they learned from ‘SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY’ that getting a new actor to replicate any of the OG characters is near impossible. “Now it does seem so abundantly clear that we can’t do that.” (Source: vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022…)
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    I can’t quit this place
    Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry: Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every gas station and truck stop, and eat every meal at diners during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop
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    I would 100% watch either an authorized biopic or a roman à clef about Will Smith aggressively micromanaging his career & image for 30 full years for both box office success and gunning for an Oscar and then finally cracking from the internal stress 20 minutes before it paid off