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I love how very occasionally I get an ad in Dutch and for a second or two I think I'm having a stroke- Now this is the kind of “getting into other people’s business based on shit you overhear in public” I can actually get behind!!! (She found the girl)
- Kids these days don’t understand that memes used to last YEARS. Not days or weeks. YEARS. This was foundational. One of the core pillars upon which the rest of this *gestures broadly* was built.On this day 20 years ago, Gary Brolsma uploaded the Numa Numa video to Newgrounds.
00:00 - Happy birthday, Dad. I still love you even though some guy named Rob on Twitter let me know you’d hate me. 💕
- *pink & blue smoke wafts from the Vatican* They’re transvestigating the pope
- Not gonna make fun of him the way I normally might because firefighters are NOT cops and they genuinely do good but I’m just so curious what this mustache is about. What’s happening here.#LODD: We are saddened to share the loss of Firefighter Anthony K. Ganzler from @FremontFire and @IAFFLocal1689. Firefighter Ganzler passed away on Monday, March 17, from a medical emergency. He was known for his warm personality, sense of humor, and love for his family. A
- > go to lesbian birthday party at an island beach club > hot lesbian offers you a hit of her DMT vape > you think she’s joking > hit the vape > it’s DMT > you’re tripping on DMT > everyone looks like those fractal posters > someone says “We dropped 3 bombs on Iran. We’re at war.”
- Checking out at the grocery store and the cashier goes “just so you know these grapes are $22, are you ok with that?” TWENTY TWO DOLLAR GRAPES?????
- you can actually observe americans' declining literacy in shooter manifestos from the past five years
- Hey so this is fucking insane x.com/EmmaTwolkin/st…
- LOOK CLOSER AT THE DRESS I IMPLORE YOU TO ZOOM IN ON THE FUCKING DRESSGillian Anderson attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards.
