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💩🔪TURD MURDER 💩🔪
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💩🔪TURD MURDER 💩🔪
@murder_turd
My name is turd murder cuz I killt this shit. I draw portraits of people who post terrible opinions. No requests. DM for commissions, licensing, prints, etc.
Joined December 2019
- I went to lunch and set up a macro that just replies to this guy with a list of fortune cookie style replies and he’s been responding to it every 5 minutes or less for almost 2 hours now lol.
- Replying to @murder_turdLol it broke while I was working and I just restarted it and he dived right back in, lol.
- Replying to @JNelsonLDFIt wasn’t casual violence, they were wearing tuxedos.
- Replying to @nerdalert and @elonmuskHahahahaha. “It’s not a big deal to climb into my 6 figure future car through the passenger side door like it’s a late 90s Civic with the driver door handle broken off.”
- Replying to @kimquindlenI got a note on my kid’s daily sheet that he had the biggest diaper blowout in the daycare’s 25 year history.
- Replying to @marionumber4 and @2tacopequenoIn a just world the cops would smash open the doors to let the citizens in. But police are the protectors of private property, not the guardians of the public welfare.
- Replying to @justinboldajiBeen saying all along that it’s just a big payday for both. Clown show. We’ve seen this with Mayweather Pacquiao etc. Fat checks, boring fight, no stakes.
- Replying to @hangsawomanMFW I try to play The Lord of the Rings: Gollum™️ without the Emotes Pack DLC only to discover that the base game doesn’t include any of his most iconic gestures and sayings.
- Replying to @RealEstateMaxiYou’re supposed to swing across on the chandelier
