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Kim Quindlen
@kimquindlen
Chicago comedian. Occasional mom. Rep: Framework Entertainment [email protected]
- My finest parenting moment is when I sent my son to daycare in a jean jumpsuit and then at pickup, his shy teacher whispered “the jean jumpsuit was a sensation” and informed me that word had spread throughout the school and teachers were traveling from other classrooms to see it
- TV shows when an actress is pregnant IRL but not in the show:
00:00 - Today my doctor said “you look extra pale, have you been feeling okay?” and I responded “this is just how I look in January” and she wrote that down.
- A man in McDonald’s just ordered an apple pie and the cashier said “would you like to do two apple pies instead” while giving no reasoning or context and the man said “yes.” I demand all conversations moving forward to be this way. Efficient, goal-oriented, apple pie adjacent.
- “Would love to collab!” -me contacting a therapist about therapy
- Please send me love and light I went on a walk today and I nodded + smiled politely at someone but they were a Halloween decoration
- no they are so much different
