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Justin🦩Boldaji
@justinboldaji
#1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill / venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money
Interzone, Seattle
Joined June 2009
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    Zero confidence or swag, like a child wearing their parents clothing
    I wish this was still the standard.. now people are wearing pajamas outside
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    Can’t wait until someone tweets ā€œElon is a pedophile with no friendsā€ and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
    X has introduced ā€œCertified Bangers,ā€ ranking the top posts based on their authentic engagement each month, including verified impressions, likes, bookmarks, reposts and replies. Accounts with a ā€œCertified Bangerā€ post will have a badge appear on their profile.
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    Dog the throw lol. Just can’t catch a break
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    They found a pool that’s been completely isolated from human contact in Carlsbad caverns & it’s a straight up Zelda fairy fountain
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    This woman has done this hundreds of times. Just muscle memory to her now
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    This is so tight I didn’t know there were pogo guys
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    Actually this really might be it, makes total sense for him
    Elon is built like a guy who takes steroids but doesn't lift
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    I’m not in the Epstein files! Incidentally let’s legally make all children adults starting right now
    Donald Trump says he wants to prosecute minors as adults starting at age 14 in Washington D.C.: ā€œIf this continues, I am going to exert my powers, and FEDERALIZE this City. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!ā€
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    LA cops took cell phone pictures of the dead bodies of Kobe & his 8 year old daughter & showed them to women at bars to impress them. But yea reform ok
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    Seems to me he worked for his nice car & u guys stole it
    When you're a drug dealer, driving the nicest car in town doesn't help you keep a low profile! Congrats to our partners @BurienPD @kingcosoPIO and K9 Fury for getting this dealer off the streets.
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    I became radicalized when I was in 4th grade & I took a science test & studied hard for it & ended up completely acing it but when I was done with the test I was bored & drew monsters in the margins of the paper & my teacher gave me a 90 out of 100 because of the monsters
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    Bringing back saying ā€œtake a hike.ā€ It’s so wildly dismissive without being vulgar. A classic
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