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Simon Girthy
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Simon Girthy
@daggerandpen
no pronouns, you are not allowed to refer to this person. current status: actively being hunted for sport by a billionaire
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Joined March 2018
- Pete: 6'3, funny, absolutely crushes pussy Joe: 5'6, dumb but not funny, hasn't seen irl pussy since 1998
- Replying to @3334ngel33390s sitcoms did such a number dude that finding his spouse attractive made him worry he might have a brain tumor
- Replying to @joelsartoremy dude looks like he's met people before and is 100% done with our shit. respect
- Replying to @mustachetoiletwhy would i be afraid of these dudes. what am i, an unguarded lady's drink at a nightclub
- Replying to @NancyMacelmao very nice of antifa to only tag the places you can easily clean with a pressure washer
- Replying to @alohacatsshow many kids have been adorped over the years
- Replying to @Austin_Policepour one out for the poor cop's wife who had to write 200 thank you notes under threat of violence
- Elon is built like a guy who takes steroids but doesn't lift
- Replying to @DailyCaller and @stavvybabythe daily caller accidentally promoting a leftist comedian since there are no good conservative comics is peak irony, to me
- Replying to @SatansJacuzzi and @babadookspinozayour pronouns are he/him? *turns chair around backwards* well you know who else's pronouns were He/Him
- Replying to @jaemmmmmmdid she put it there for convenience or is this some kind of kink thing
- Replying to @EoinHiggins_lmao and where are you getting the 300 hours of labor per acre of tomatoes?
