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Jordan Klepper
@jordanklepper
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Oct 8, 2020
    The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Jan 21, 2021
    Whoever was in charge of gathering fireworks should get on vaccines.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Jul 11, 2020
    GROWN MAN PUTS ON SEATBELT FOR FIRST TIME AFTER SUMMER OF CAR WRECKS
    Trump wears mask in public for first time during pandemic
    From apnews.com
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Jan 20, 2021
    It’s an infected urethra. It’s perfect.
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    Anthony Sabatini
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    Jan 19, 2021
    This legislative session I will be sponsoring an amendment to rename U.S. Highway 27 as the “President Donald J. Trump Highway.” Looking forward to working on this important designation honoring one of the greatest Presidents in American History.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Jan 10, 2021
    There. Was. A. Gallows. Built. With. A. Noose. They. Do. Not. Get. To. Negotiate.
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    Jennifer Jacobs
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    Jan 9, 2021
    NEWS: A group of US House GOPers who voted to accept Biden’s Electoral College victory are asking Biden to persuade Pelosi to back off impeaching Trump for Capitol riot. @RepKenBuck and others warn in letter it would inflame Trump supporters, damage efforts to unify country.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Oct 9, 2020
    “Debt relief collector.” Better than any screenwriter could conjure.
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    The Daily Show
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    Oct 9, 2020
    Mind-blowing stuff at this Trump rally with @jordanklepper
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Jan 7, 2021
    I got arrested for protesting at a community board meeting with pastors. If only I had broken into the nations capital, destroyed offices and terrorized a vote, I would’ve been home free. You live you learn.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Feb 18, 2021
    The only rationale for Ted Cruz running to Cancun is that Cancun insulted his family.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Jan 7, 2021
    When you tell people who play dress up soldier that they are on a patriotic mission, they desperately believe it. That’s what I saw today in DC.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Aug 24, 2023
    To whom it may concern, this is how you take a mugshot at Fulton County.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Dec 12, 2020
    I guess if you want to see Ted Cruz argue on behalf of Trump you’ll have to go to Ted Cruz’s family holiday party.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Oct 19, 2021
    If you think we need to move past the “Trump won” discussion, we’re still not past the “Trump’s in office” discussion.
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    The Daily Show
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    Oct 19, 2021
    Jordan Klepper vs. Iowans who think Trump won
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Nov 8, 2022
    Voted! An act of self-defense against an aggressive movement of complete cowardice.
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    Jordan Klepper
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    Oct 8, 2020
    Other than not answering any questions, having Covid pinkeye, having insects nest in his brain while he carried water for a clown, I’d say Pence did pretty well.