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gary
@mfceiling
Handsome, fit, witty, intelligent.....probably words i'll never hear to describe me.
dublin
Joined November 2010
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    Replying to @markarby
    Hi Mark. Would it be ok if I took tomorrow off work? Obviously giving you credit for it?
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    Daughter (16) did work experience in the company my wife works for. Met her for lunch on the first day. Daughter pointed out several flaws with the company. Company employs thousands worldwide and has a turnover in hundreds of millions. 4 hours she was working there.
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    Replying to @Fred_Delicious
    Always loved this one.
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    Replying to @sweatystartup
    Nobody and I mean nobody should be working 80 hours a week. That's not healthy. Did any person ever say on their deathbed "I wish I had worked more hours". Ludicrous.
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    Replying to @WokChic
    Do you need anything else done around the house?
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    Replying to @ChesterMikeFH @rachie153 and @AerLingus
    Helen Mirren to play Rachiel. Denzel Washington to play David. Jason Statham is the love interest. Forest Whitaker is the pilot and George Clooney and Brad Pitt to play the hapless baggage handlers.
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    Replying to @StateOfSelling
    I wonder is she interested in my "ashtrays for motorbikes" idea?
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    Replying to @laraconnerton
    So many questions. Firstly "how in the name of everything in the world did your mother get her head stuck like that"?
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    Replying to @bruffleton and @JayAllerton
    If it's their car keys you can hit them with "you nearly drove off without those". Expect a promotion, pay rise and share options after that classic.
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    Replying to @colmoregan
    It's Barry Egan. That's it. That's all you need to know.
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    Still the greatest band you'll see live. @sleafordmods
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    Replying to @craftbeersoflre and @Glic16
    *checking in* "Hi...is the porn disabled?" "No it's just the regular stuff"
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    GIF