imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no
Pilot proposes to girlfriend midflight in heartwarming video: ‘My co-pilot of love and life’ trib.al/QySyPCX
Fred Delicious 🍆
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Fred Delicious 🍆
@Fred_Delicious
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Costa del Stoke-on-Trent
Joined August 2012
- you never know what you’re going to see when you open twitter. For example here is a man completely in awe that another man is carrying a coatTrump carrying his own coat through the White House. The definition of servant leadership
- this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes
- I’m still not sure if it’s a real turtle or not. they could look like that on the inside for all I know
- paid verification only lasted 48 hours, but what a 48 hours they were
- imagine explaining this tweet to someone from last yearTom Hanks' Blood Will be Used To Develop COVID-19 Vaccine bit.ly/2XU1GAP
- Day 1 - 'Greta Thunberg check out my cars' Day 73 - 'my dearest Barbara, today I fought a ghost'
- the main problem with making your entire existence based on not dying, is that when you inevitably do it will be very, very funnyI am no longer injecting my son's blood. I've upgraded to something else: total plasma exchange. Steps: 1. Take out all blood from body 2. Separate plasma from blood 3. Replace plasma with 5% albumin & IVIG Here's my bag of plasma. Who wants it? 🧵
- reverse spider-man where a spider gets bitten by a human and begins driving a car and having depression
- ‘pick you up at 8? I’ll be the guy on the omnidirectional ball motorcycle that balances laterally like a Segway and moves in any direction’This engineer designed an omnidirectional ball motorcycle that balances laterally like a Segway and moves in any direction.
- ‘mr pacino you’re due on set’ ‘not now I’m texting a baby’
