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Colm O'Regan
@colmoregan
Comedian, author 7 books, #8 gallivanting with words 30/10/25 broadcaster, MC event host, TV narrator/voiceover, @irishexaminer columnist a few scoops podcastt
Dublin City, Ireland
Joined February 2010
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    My 8th book is in my hands! GALLIVANTING WITH WORDS I don't know what the song is about but I think it's about the importance of buying books called Gallivanting Out next Thursday in all the shops. It's about how the Irish speak English. linktr.ee/colmoregan
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    In a tournament costing a quarter of a trillion, designed to rehabilitate a dictatorship, with every move PR-optimised & choreographed, the fact that one enduring image of the whole thing will be a goalkeeper pretending a golden glove statue is his willy will never not be funny.
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    Both teams good on the counter.
    Massive game at 7pm tonight. Up The Air Fryers ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
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    "Fair fucks"- the best phrase for congratulating someone in Ireland. It could be for anything: climbing Everest, the birth of a child, carrying 4 pints. It should be an official honour. "You have been commended for bravery. Fair Fucks To You" Signed: President Michael D Higgins
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    If they vaccinate the elderly first and open the pubs just for them so they can go and get gently hammered in warm comfortable pubs with the news on the telly and no one talking shite about house prices or taking photos of them 'being adorable', I would have no problem with that.
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    Finally an answer to the question: "Who's taking the horse to France?"
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    My favourite part of an Irish wedding is the day after and the official Finding Out What Time Did Everyone Go To Bed At ceremony.
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    At this stage, I would drink a 7-euro pint by myself in The Temple Bar standing next to the speaker looking at cricket results on Sky Sports News while a stag night groom-to-be was given the mike to sing the chorus to Sweet Caroline.
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    The day culchies have waited for since the foundation of the state.
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    No bother. What questions are we asking them?
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    Came out the jacks in my house there and immediately I was in a queue for Dublin Airport T1.
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    Lads on a night out, ye should still wash your hands after the jacks. That rule came in long before the pandemic.
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    Wife was in Lidl at the weekend and she was asked for ID while buying wine. She had none but was all chuffed until the cashier pointed out she was wearing a mask and sunglasses. She pulled down her mask and the cashier said "oh right, you're grand." And she stopped being chuffed.
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    My wife is just back from late night shopping in Dealz for stuff like colouring books and mildew blaster and I'm so starved of outings I'm asking her how her trip was as if she's just in the door from a city break in Florence.