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Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶🌫️
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Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶🌫️
@fordoglunk
hi im gordω flunk!! i love tweeting and making friends and to having fun!!! ^___^
Joined September 2013
Absolutely gorgeous mid-20s summer Friday. I probably have 30 of these left, ever. Im gonna play video games in my apartment- Replying to @Duderichy and @seconds_0I hate Europeans so much its unreal
- Today I walked 750 steps to work and back and had 6 chick fil a chicken sandwiches for dinnertoday i milled 15k steps around mill valley and had mapo tofu for lunch
- Replying to @coldhealingLast year I went on a date with a nice young woman who was an economist for Walmart. We talked for several hours in a coffee shop. She was the most interesting person I spoke to all year. I dont think she liked me at all
- Most people live by absolutely insane cleanliness heuristics than do not track disease at allif you've ever lived in NY you will have a visceral reaction to seeing a man put food he intends to eat on a subway car seat
- The fact that multiple people at work have commented in the length of the vacation that I am taking seems bad
- Replying to @ByungChulHardenIf my boy went nonbinary Im cracking
- Replying to @coldhealingComputer science
- Replying to @coldhealingIt's crazy to hate on food dye and seed oils and still be fat
- I do wish date-my-friend posts would advertise their lesser friends, sometimes. I'm not a good man and I dont want to date your flawless overachieving well-adjust friends. Bring me your weird nerd chudettesI have so many gorgeous, smart, talented, just straight up rockstar female friends that are looking for a boyfriend. I have next to zero guy friends I would consider setting them up with. Where are all of the eligible bachelors??? Show yourselves!!!
- Replying to @pli_cacheteYou aren't a schizoid. You know nothing about my culture
- Replying to @VyceVictusBro you look like you bench 600 Jesus fuck
