Chairman Birb Bernanke (@Bonecondor) / X

Chairman Birb Bernanke

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Chairman Birb Bernanke

@Bonecondor

constructing contagious situations @secretsoupco, futurescouting @addycapvc

NYC

Joined March 2016

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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
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Big boss says it’s okay to post, so some news: I am scouting for a new fund! We have appetite where others don’t. I have an extremely high tolerance for Insane Ideas. If you keep hearing no, or if you’re working on novel, weird, high risk, frontier stuff, I am Here To Listen
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Nov 8, 2022
i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible
Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Sep 14, 2025
hey, do you remember like last week when Discord announced server capacity was getting raised to 25 million people, and everyone went “why would you need 25 million people in a discord server?” and then Nepalese Zoomers took over their government via Discord?
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Mar 28, 2025
Got a new laptop with instructions to be delivered to me via courier today. Apple used UberEats as the delivery courier. You'll never guess who's new laptop didn't get delivered today
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Sep 30, 2019
Growing up as a scene kid was tough. I woke up today thinking about a person I haven’t talked to in a decade, and I have no idea what their last name was, because they went by “Brandon Tacos”. How the hell am I supposed to look you up now? Tacos. What the fuck.
Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Aug 18, 2024
british people calling sprite and 7-up “lemonade” and referring to what americans call lemonade as “cloudy lemonade” is underdiscussed as a reason to hate the english
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Jan 7, 2024
just made eye contact with a girl who is down so bad she’s letting a guy on the train explain fantasy football to her. her eyes caught mine and it was the loudest “girl mind your own business” i’ve ever heard
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
May 27, 2024
Replying to @thechosenberg
Rosey shut the fuck up
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Jun 19, 2024
Drew Austin
@kneelingbus
Jun 18, 2024
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Jan 9, 2025
I'm plotting on your rise bro. i'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Mar 28, 2024
oh my god it's finally happening we're getting the 90s transparent aesthetic back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@FatKidDeals
Mar 27, 2024
Beats Studio Buds + Transparent Wireless Earbuds PLUS 2 Years AppleCare+ for $129.99, reg $199! fkd.sale/?l=https://amz…
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Sep 28, 2023
SCHIAPARELLI SS24
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Jun 10, 2025
I went over to bluesky today and holy fuck, it’s where every 2016 resistlib went. I kinda thought that breed died out
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
Jan 13, 2023
train tickets are like 15-20 euros and hostels are like 15 euros a night. it’s pretty cheap if you don’t bring more than a backpack. i did it as a working adult and spent less than 1k, flights included. not like a “rich person” thing.
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