crumpet man’s thinker
4,565 posts
merely getting ready to clear my throat
- Replying to @jack_veningI’m pounding on the French doors of my former home, now condemned, I can see my family inside but they can’t hear me, “Why won’t they put an ice cube on a burger when grilling?!” Here’s why…
- Replying to @WwwLukethoughtswe need to bring back shame as a concept
- Replying to @DoctorPissPantsthis looks at once like your creative process and like one of your paintings
- Replying to @drewtoothpastemy wife’s nan had a whole saga about buying and returning shredders because she kept breaking them trying to shred x-rays. god forbid pictures of her bones fall into the wrong hands
- Replying to @oncIoud_e @oncloud_e and @SlayzKianaa tattoo *while* fucking you?!
- Replying to @MoseKnows and @CantEverDieseven hours long, $120 billion budget and utterly incomprehensible let’s fucking go
- Replying to @focusgroupedare you sure this is even a real movie because based on the poster it's definitely not
- Replying to @Nash076minor complaint but I think indicative of the larger issue - try googling for a song or movie with a lyric or quote, or scene description, or anything other than an exact title. the odds of finding it are basically zero! maddening! we used to send men to the moon







