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Bsky: drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
My podcast: garbagebrainuniversity.com
My comics/memes: instagram.com/drewtoothpaste & @dasharez0ne
- Absolutely unhinged post from local facebook group
- i have bad news for everyone on this site regarding the future
- the two options for furniture in america are a $85 table made of spit and paper and a $4,485 table made of wood out of a tree that some one kissed every day
- just had "the talk" with my eleven year old. it was awkward but now she knows that the fbi killed martin luther king jr
- me, 1988: my dad calls everything by the wrong name. why doesn't he know what anything is me: 2018: calling my kid's mindcraft game "computer legos" is way funnier than saying mindcraft and it pisses her off every time
- they should make a narcan for weed so if u get "scared of tv" level high u can sniff a little and come down to a "watching tv is fun" level
- my kid left her pokemon open and it’s pages and pages of this
- local facebook group post from a person who thinks walking is illegal
- i made a map of the midwest for those not familiar with the region
- "Anime is real," Barack Obama said in his inauguration speech earlier. "Pokémon are real. Geodude is real, and strong, and he's my friend."











