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Fauxlosopher
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Fauxlosopher
@fauxfilosopher
I talk about movies, philosophy, music, and drugs. and whatever else comes to mind.
Joined June 2020
- Replying to @journaladjacent and @yikingtonsTwitter is the only place where making sure you're about to kiss an adult would be seen as a jailable offense
- Replying to @romcomiI mean a solid bunch of metaethics boils down to the distinction between expressing "x is icky" vs x being objectively wrong somehow
- Replying to @lennyburnhamIf a person would rather seem smart on the internet than enjoy a great show it's a big loss on their part.
- Replying to @3mericanj0hnson and @CaIebMaupinThe bored ape pfp really sells it, immaculate
- Replying to @gaytwinpeaksDoes pretend he had a girlfriend, though
- Replying to @ImBillRay and @GeebMinisterHot take I don't think we should murder people just for being old
- Replying to @spellgageThe way americans insist on doing everything in the dumbest and least efficient way possible but would rather go to their deaths than admit it is always funny to witness
- Replying to @paulswhtnI see it. He's always working a physical job and lives his life in a calorie deficit and dehydrated as he forgets to or has no time to eat.
- Replying to @MeganBitchellThe movies. I've been hearing they're back.
- Replying to @derpo377Imagining "You've met the atreides gom jabbar" from a talking toddler is so funny to me for sone reason
- Replying to @postingwhilegayI laugh at these every time knowing if I ever got prosecuted for something I'd probably have a tweet about it in clear and concise wording
- Replying to @looksbizarreI mean there's the fact that they have an entire hospital and there's said to be "plenty of other veterinarians" which would absolutely not be a thing in a town pop. 5000
- Replying to @shit_meisterAmericans really have the most perverse relationship with food in the whole world. Access to all the delicacies of the world but they still love their corn syrup treats and fast food slop more than anything