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Spellgage

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Spellgage

@spellgage

St Petersburg, FL

Joined October 2011

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Spellgage
@spellgage
Feb 23, 2024
Know Your Meme credits me with popularizing the “Anti-Italian Discrimination” meme.
rhi
@loonaeves
Feb 21, 2024
you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Jun 30, 2025
“Computer, generate an image depicting a family enslaved by technology.”
Ethan Stueve
@CatholicEthan
Jun 30, 2025
If we smashed every TV Millions would convert
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Jun 3, 2024
This is literally true, btw. When made correctly, burgers are diet food. I know I’m American, but I’m being completely serious.
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Apr 27, 2025
The year is 2005. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters. The year is 2025. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Aug 16, 2024
[sees women goof off for 22 seconds] wow, educating them was a mistake
@amuse
@amuse
Aug 15, 2024
Seems like college is more about dancing than learning these days. I love dancing, but just wonder if it’s worth $80K a year… x.com/copiumx/status…
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Nov 8, 2025
How many of you saw what I saw?
Thurco
@Thurco
Nov 8, 2025
guys I think my GPU might be broken lmao
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Dec 3, 2024
Perhaps you forgot, but the olfactory ethics PhD is correct.
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Dec 9, 2024
Santa deniers obliterated, buried under mountains of coal
Nrken19
@nrken19
Dec 8, 2024
New rconstruction of St. Nicholas of Myra. Through forensic analysis of St. Nicholas of Myra’s skull, scientists have digitally reconstructed the face of the man who inspired the legend of Santa Claus.
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Oct 23, 2024
American paper size name conventions are “What is this paper used for?” and “What are the dimensions of this paper in inches?” and euroids are feeling smug about naming their paper sizes like vitamins.
scarlett 🍓
@sscarlettamelie
Oct 22, 2024
i think just now finding out americans don’t measure paper by A4, A3, A2, etc has actually changed the trajectory of my life
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Feb 22, 2025
BREAKING: Pope Francis went to be with the Lord this evening, in prayer, as is his custom
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Apr 16, 2023
"Sex is good, but have you tried turning your country into Mordor?"
Mélanie Vogel
@Melanie_Vogel_
Apr 15, 2023
Sex is good but have you tried having your country shutting down its last nuclear power plants in 30 mn?
Readers added context
Only 6% of the electricity produced by the nuclear plants going offline will be from renewable energy. The rest will be coal & gas. cnn.com/2023/04/15/eur…. Coal power produces ~100 times more radioactive waste than nuclear power. Therefore, Europe is about to become more - not less - radioactive. sciencefocus.com/science/do-coa…
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Jan 11, 2025
Sola Requiem
@Sola_Requiem
Jan 10, 2025
A Husband and Wife should sleep in separate beds while keeping physical contact at a minimum.
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Aug 2, 2025
What our labor data is about to look like
Leading Report
@LeadingReport
Aug 2, 2025
BREAKING: Zero immigrants have entered the country illegally through the border in the past three months, per POTUS.
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Spellgage
@spellgage
Jul 27, 2024
May the Lord protect me from ever appearing in a post alongside the King of Spain
derek guy
@dieworkwear
Jul 27, 2024
Check out the fit of these two dress shirts. What do you notice? 🧵
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