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Drivelcast
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A series of short sentences which will eventually replace my long-term memory. Also on Bluesky if it all goes bum-up here. And Mastodon, but that didn't work.
- 🚨BREAKING🚨 Liz Truss just attempted to fax her letter of resignation to No. 10, and has set fire to the toaster.
- "I hereby declare that this election has been shagadelic, baby"
- #ENGSUI Switzerland's manager is understandably anxious, because if they lose this match, the knives will be out. And the corkscrews. And the screwdrivers. And the nail-files. And the toothpicks. And the little pliers. And the wire-strippers. And the bottle-openers. And the sciss
- Is there a @vizcomic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I'm driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say "Why should I use my indicators? It's none of your business where I'm going"
- What's the problem? You're appearing on a screen that only one person's watching. That's basically your job.
- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE GET A NEW CULTURAL REFERENCE, YOU CAN GET LATTES IN MCDONALDS
Reform leader Richard Tice: “Labour aren’t the party of the workers, they’re the party of latte and Islington — we’re the party of the workers” - Remember when you were a teenager, and your dad would sarcastically announce when you finally crawled out of bed at noon?He is Risen! Jesus Christ is truly alive – and since he is risen from the dead, he is alive to be encountered and known by you and by me. Alleluia! #Easter #EasterSunday
- Replying to @prettycritical and @nickw84Manufacturer: (Reduces packaging, fits everything into the smallest possible rectangular boxes for efficient storage) Her: (Tips everything out of rectangular boxes into oval containers to go in her rectangular cupboards)
- "Hello, I need the biggest seed bell you have.. No, that's too big"
