i'm cracking up cause i literally did forget
Don’t forget this. They tried to kill him.
#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart
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#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart
@prettycritical
my words were spoken from a sort of ‘delusional girl’ persona…
Joined February 2017
- her house is stocked like a startup trying to distract you from your low salary
- realistically, how many times do y’all need to read the bible? the story doesn’t change…If we treated our Bibles like our phones.
00:00 - me: *quite literally RUNNING to the train* random man: i think i will stop her and tell her she dropped something. and when she turns back, i will tell her it’s her smile. i think that will make her happy :)
- classmate responded back to my charlie kirk ig story with a paragraph
GIF - meanwhile everyone’s giggling and gossiping at the happy hour about how weird you are
- I didn’t realize the old men in the park played chess for money for so long. I thought they were just retired and vibing.
- ppl being against plastic surgery except when it came to me would be my 13th reason
- queens aren’t made, they’re bornWisconsin Judge Hannah Dugan seen ‘sneaking illegal migrant out of court’ after distracting ICE agents, new video shows trib.al/QvrYX3R
- the bridesmaids’ bouquets???????
- in a girls trip, the 6 people are your friends...Girls trip culture… I don’t get it. Imagine being stuck with like 6 people. This is also why I’m not susceptible to cults
- REAL but a ton of venues and vendors have clauses in their contracts that if they find out it’s actually a wedding, you’re fuckedTurns out if you tell them you are hosting a party instead of a wedding, the cost to rent the venue is 90% less.
- bragging about making mashed potatoes is cracking me up
- it’s crazy to be rich and that’s your costumeOlivia Rodrigo and Iris Apatow dress up as Elphaba and Glinda for Halloween: “can u tell we’re excited for wicked”
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