Roses are red
Poems cause boredom
You won, Jane. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely, so you could have the money, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons on grace and decorum
Dominic Penna
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- Pix of the day — Theresa May living her best life as she opens a chocolate shop in her constituency 🍬
- London is such a fake 24/7 city, basically anywhere central shuts by 11
- Senior Tory MP: "I personally think she has to go TONIGHT. I've never seen anything like that in my life. "My understanding is a shedload of letters have gone in today. After tonight, you're going to see absolute chaos. The next 24 hours are going to be hell for Liz."
- “So disappointed by the new Arctic Monkeys album”, tweets Dan_BCFC, age 17. The album disappears, as does the rest of their work after 2007. Alex Turner writes a letter of apology. He goes back to singing about bus stops and mean bouncers. Dan has changed everything.
- Keir Starmer: "The lady's not for turning up"
- A furious Jess Phillips accuses Rishi Sunak of a “dereliction of duty”: “I cannot believe that he couldn’t take five seconds out of parroting his pledges to tell us what he thinks should happen”
00:00 - Hope Sue Gray has found time for a dissertation hand-in photo outside the Cabinet Office
- EXCLUSIVE: Tory voters now believe the costs of Brexit outweigh its benefits, polling shows for the first time One-third (33%) think it has caused more problems, while 22% believe it has solved more
- BREAKING: Stephen Hammond, Tory MP for Wimbledon, submits a letter of no confidence "Since 9 December I have been critical of the Prime Minister’s behaviour and the culture that existed in Number 10. All I can do as a backbencher is speak out and submit a letter."









