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Paul Savage
@comedysavage
Comedian, cartoonist, all round delight. Just toured Australia in 2025. Might tour the Uk, might not be arsed. I refuse to go viral. We go again.
London, but accidentally
Joined February 2012
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    Friendship with me is challenging because you will occasionally get a WhatsApp at 3am saying “Q: when frank Lampard first arrived in football, he was often referred to as Frank Lampard Jr to distinguish him from his footballer dad, also called Frank Lampard. Why was this wrong?”
    friendship with me is challenging because i’m going to challenge you to look at yourself— both your actions and your intentions— and take accountability for what you see. and what i’ve come to realize is that- most people enjoy being praised, but hate being seen.
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    Erasing anti genocide imagery on tv show called "Big Brother" is, I have to say, too on the nose.
    🚨 | Last nights episodes of Big Brother and Late & Live are now reappearing on ITVX… They have edited out Ali’s Pro-Palestine watermelon t-shirt, which was reported to ofcom by @/antisemitism… #BBUK Before: After:
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    Petition to make this picture of Sean Lock the replacement for the Leonardo Di Caprio in Django Unchained picture for when you have absolutely got someone.
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    My new Hobby is photoshopping the eyes from Pixar's Cars onto the rigs from Mad Max: Fury Road
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    Replying to @carlissc and @Natt
    You can't jail a family member for another's crime so any pregnant inmates would need to be released.
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    Police: you were in a very bad accident. Your phone is smashed. Can we ring anyone? Your family, friends, a partner? Me: I don't know any of their numbers Police: how about Live and Kicking, which went off air in 2001? Me: oh one eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one.
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    Replying to @AndrewBeatty and @janky_jane
    I once had an uber driver ask me (wearing a nice pair of jeans and a smartish jumper) where I was off to "Going on a date" "You look like you're an undercover policeman"
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    My fridge isn't getting cold enough. Told my mum this, she gave me her fridge thermometer that she's had for at least three years. Setting it up, I noticed this problem:
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    You know who else had two dads? Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ
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    Replying to @kycarrerolopez @kylelop3z and @Xandmatt
    I have a similar theory that the subject of My Sharona, Jesse's Girl and Stacey's Mom are all the same woman at different stages of her life.
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    Replying to @steinkobbe
    Until 1900, more soldiers and sailors are estimated to have died from the bloody flux (shitting themselves to death) than all wars combined
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    Replying to @BAKKOOONN and @hurtdeer
    There’s a scheme for getting teens hiking outdoors in the Uk called Duke of Edinburgh. My friend was on it, it started raining hard. 5 miles from checkpoint. A land rover driver picked them up and dropped them round the corner. It was Pete Postlethwaite
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    First they came for the mimes, and I said nothing, which was a mistake.
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    Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived. Catherine Parr is now aged 504 and immune to every weapon, and her power only grows.