if anyone has any nice allegations against a celebrity that would be great too. does a famous actor give good christmas presents. does lady comedian alwyays smoke people out
ellen degeneres playfully whipping the nae nae across your computer screen and shooing away the mouse cursor as you try in vain to google "birth defects in iraq due to depleted uranium rounds"
if you post "im baby" too many times you will get a soft spot on the top of your skull like an infant and the devil will poke a straw through there and drink your brain like a capri sun