Ruffian (@black3or5) / X

Ruffian

11K posts

Ruffian

@black3or5

Imagine how many followers I would have if I hadn’t blocked all the bots.

Joined February 2021

Ruffian
@black3or5
Feb 20, 2025
Replying to @emilykmay
Milking in particular is exhausting. It usually has to happen before sunrise, every single day, no weekends or holidays. Even with a machine, it’s an incredible amount of work (the machine has to be washed and sanitized each time, along with the udders, containers, etc.).
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@black3or5
Mar 1, 2024
Replying to @yashar
Oh, yeah, that’s from the Bucky’s Porch account on Instagram. The deer lives with them. I think raised from a baby, but not sure as I think there have been several deer over the years.
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@black3or5
Dec 20, 2022
Replying to @ebottcher
Is your district office in the basement? Also, I don’t know a lot of gay adults who use crayons for their graffiti. Typically, the only people who carry around packs of crayons are moms, bored kids, and groomers. 👀
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@black3or5
Jul 20, 2023
Replying to @historyinmemes
Not only cruel, but completely unnecessary. Even in 1920, there was ample empirical evidence that humans experience associative conditioning from early childhood through their formative years.
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@black3or5
Mar 26, 2024
Oh, frick! That’s all the same guy? Oh dear. I am at a loss for words. No advice. Just cringe.
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@black3or5
May 16, 2024
Replying to @SVPhillimore
When I was 17, I worked at a hardware-type store that sold men’s work boots, among other things. Most of the men that came in knew exactly what size they needed, or were able to try them on for themselves, so I never had to assist them. One day, an older woman came in with her
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@black3or5
Jun 30, 2023
Replying to @ElieNYC
I have an idea: How about liberals stop enacting unconstitutional policies?
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@black3or5
Jan 30, 2024
Replying to @lporiginalg
This actually makes my heart hurt for that poor kid.
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@black3or5
Mar 27, 2023
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, justifies taking the lives of innocent schoolchildren.
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@black3or5
Nov 7, 2024
Replying to @redsteeze
The only day all year that I have tuned in to MSNBC. If they could break it down by hour, they might learn even more. 😏
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@black3or5
Sep 12, 2024
Replying to @14karatGEM
Keep up the good work, and make sure to recommend “My Side Of The Mountain” to little boys (or adventurous little girls). 🥰
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@black3or5
Dec 19, 2024
Replying to @maizie_star
Printed Mapquest pages were an upgrade! Even more stressful was trying to do it with huge fold-out maps in your lap with tiny font, or trying to figure out road continuity while flipping from page to page in a spiral-bound road atlas.
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@black3or5
Feb 21, 2025
Replying to @Radiantcreativ and @emilykmay
Well, it’s sort of like being a breastfeeding mother, when your kid starts sleeping through the night. You wake up in the early morning uncomfortably, almost painfully distended. If you don’t release the pressure soon, the milk starts to leak, or you can get mastitis. Most dairy
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@black3or5
Mar 16, 2023
Replying to @LeadingReport
My guess is that the FAA is probably the only federal agency staffed with people who think that they can’t afford to mince words and play political games with this, so they parroted the medical diagnosis exactly as given to them. God bless the doctor who put that in writing.
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