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aspen
@_asspeen
22 | he/him | i don't understand twitter | 18+
idk but the moon green
Joined December 2017
- Replying to @ManMilk2I will never understand why people edate in the first place, but especially when they have no clue what the person looks like😭
- Y'all will see a stereotypically feminine room and immediately act like the girl who owns it is a devil in disguise💀 Y'all are really just exposing the fact that y'all want to date hyper masculine dudes with no decorations other than the cum stains on his walls💀
- Replying to @bruhsound1111 and @lordofcider1111White boys wanna be oppressed so bad they blow up their own relationships 💀
- Replying to @JonesyAdmirerIM SO SICK OF YOU FAKE TUMBLR SEXYPEOPLE ENJOYERS. IT HAS NEVER BEEN ABOUT ACTUALLY BEING SEXY!!!!!!!!!
- Typically cat ladies aren't furiously jacking it to their cats 24/7
- Replying to @scumfutch and @chaser_baitThe only thing they won't understand is that it's sarcasm. Kids aren't dumb, they're sponges and they will in fact start to believe they're manipulators if they're constantly being told they are growing up
- Replying to @ciscoparadox and @rebmasel??? There is absolutely zero correlation here💀 Realistically Luigi is closer to this guy than to Andrew Tate💀 Bet he'd bring flowers on a first date too lmfao
- Replying to @Bitterroot503 and @PicturesFoIderAre adults only allowed to have wine and artisanal cheese boards bro like what💀
- Replying to @DaVidci_CodeXIf the 9 year old was fat he wouldn't have kissed her and that's the part that kills me the most
- Replying to @crimsoncideBlack Groomer doesn't exactly have the same ring to it
- Replying to @EVLDK55555 and @rakusakugkAre rape victims not allowed to have fun or feel cute anymore orrr???💀
- Replying to @aquariusdays and @LilUziVartanI love the people replying to this revealing they don't know how to cook at fucking all. As if the meat itself is all you need to cook a steak💀
