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@aquariusdays
lovable angel, perfect sweetheart. I always refill the brita. WELCOME TO REDACTED NATION! ☀️🦢⛲️ throne.com/aquariusdays @aquariusnightss
- babe what’s wrong you’ve hardly touched your potential
- I never thought I would have to say this in a million years but I don’t know how to explain to you guys that iron isn’t lead and that some people are iron deficientcooking things in water has been so much more fun ever since i got my iron snoopy
- unfortunately babies aren’t either :(
- asked roomie for the rent and she goes, oh, I don’t have it. girl are you fucking kidding me
- whatever gets her into that therapist’s officeimagine your card declines at therapy so they bring out your mom
- just had to unfollow someone on ig bc their boyfriend is so ugly that seeing him was ruining my instagram experience
- one of the most valuable things my old journalism boss ever taught me about editing: the word “that” is almost never necessary in a sentence. cut it out and don’t look back
- just got the funniest reel I’ve ever seen served to me on instagram
00:00 - how are you 28 and not completely humiliated to be in a relationship w a 20 year old
- cooking things in water has been so much more fun ever since i got my iron snoopy
