the giant (@chaser

the giant

11.2K posts

the giant

@chaser_bait

they/she. chaserbait on bsky (priv: @evilchaser_bait if we’re mutuals c: )

Brooklyn, NY

Joined July 2021

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the giant
@chaser_bait
Aug 25, 2024
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Your friend hooked up with your ex BUT you only went on two dates BUT they were those 48 hour lesbian dates? Your guest smoked all of your weed because you said help yourself to anything but you were...
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Dec 21, 2024
the other day i saw a 4 year old and her mom have this exchange: “im sorry mommy didn’t mean to” “ok fine.” “i love you mommy” “that’s called emotional manipulation”
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Mar 14, 2025
my friend had a sugar daddy, and eventually she found out he’d been lying about his age by 10 years, so she broke up with him and said she’d only take him back if he made her the sole beneficiary of his life insurance policy, which he eventually agreed to
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Sep 26, 2025
when i was like 15, my dad told me that the heat from laptops could cause infertility, so i purposefully put my laptop right on my crotch bc i wanted to be able to hit it raw. i hadn’t even had sex yet, like why would i do that. only responsible thing i did as a teenager
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Apr 26, 2025
i knew this beautiful spanish guy in college and once he went on a trip so i asked where he was staying and he said when he never books hotels, he just goes out, meets a girl, has a ONS or a fling, and stays with her. he said it the same way i’d say “im staying at a marriott”
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Aug 18, 2025
modern scooby doo velma: my vape, i cant live without my vape fred: ill go investigate with shaggy, if he consents norbert: why do you all call me that scrappy: because woke moralists destroyed america daphne: i dont mind being paired with scooby (: scooby: im roining risis
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Feb 2, 2024
there’s this middle aged str8 manager at work and when he thinks someone’s non-binary, he leans in and whispers “are there any pronouns i should be aware of?” but what’s crazy is he’s batting a thousand, he’s clocking cissexual she/theys i never even considered. natural theydar
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Mar 14, 2025
Replying to @chaser_bait
she was also always offering him coke. kinda suspicious. did she have a plan
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Apr 15, 2024
knew a lesbian who almost exclusively dated tgirls bc every cis woman they dated became a man and they wanted someone guaranteed not to do that
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the giant
@chaser_bait
May 6, 2024
met a 40+ lady at the bar who’d just divorced her husband bc he’d become a christian homophobe, she made out w me and invited me and my tboy friend to her place where she fed us blow and beer until 8am which is suchhhh a good way to deal w ur divorce. ur husband woulda hated this
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Aug 24, 2024
my highschool girlfriend’s mom was a public defender and would always call cops pigs. and when my gf was 5 a cop walked by and she went “hiii piggy!!! hii”
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Mar 11, 2024
i have a non-binary manager, and i am one of the only ppl who always uses their correct pronouns, and still after 16 months they misgender me constantly. and today i found out that if they misgender me and i’m not around, they don’t even correct themselves. evil !
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Sep 28, 2024
just clocked a tboy customer because he looked into my eyes and saw me as a human and an equal
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the giant
@chaser_bait
Jul 10, 2025
a while ago i spilled some of my adderall, and my roomie asked me to please be more careful bc their dog might eat it, so i looked up the LD50 for dogs and was about to be like “erm actually ur dog can eat a bunch of adderall” before realizing that’s not the right response at all
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