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Steady the Squirrel
@Steady_Squirrel
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Joined July 2020
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Sep 28, 2020
    im steady the squirrel
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Dec 10, 2022
    This is how Americans do math
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    Damien Scott
    @MadScientistFF
    Dec 8, 2022
    What number do you get?
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Nov 14, 2022
    Your unemployed friend at 1:05 PM on a Monday
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Jul 8, 2021
    Spotted in the Second Ward of Houston, Texas, on my way home from work.
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Oct 17, 2022
    Replying to @laserboat999
    target demographics do not matter. King
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    May 9, 2022
    Surely it’s just a j- oh no
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Dec 29, 2021
    Replying to @sablaah
    “Papa, with guys this age dying, I’m worried about you.” “Don’t be! They’re keeping me alert.” And then he did a little exaggerated looked from side to side
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Nov 16, 2022
    Replying to @goodideasdotgov and @the_binp
    bo2lism
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Feb 7, 2024
    Replying to @superloafcat
    She’s a whole aquarium Also I remember one of her room tour vids. Just as busy and unique. The keyboard wall is only the start
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Oct 4, 2022
    Replying to @topherflorence
    Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. is one of the fakest names I’ve ever heard
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Apr 1, 2022
    Replying to @SambaLambaDing and @GKuhlenschmidt
    No I believe
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Dec 10, 2022
    Replying to @_fuckkkkkkkkkk_
    No math in my replies please
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Aug 2, 2021
    Replying to @NakedSavior
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    Steady the Squirrel
    @Steady_Squirrel
    Jul 21, 2023
    Replying to @jeremysmiles
    That’s exactly what Plato was going for. The dudes in that cave were cranking their hogs and wolf-whistling at all the shadows
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