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sarah
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sarah
@sablaah
hi! welcome to my microblog. take a look around! 🏄♀️
chicago
Joined February 2009
humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universewe’ve seen eclipses on earth, so here’s an eclipse from mars. this is mars’s moon phobos eclipsing the sun.
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- at the beginning of pandemic: I am going to get abs and learn to do the splits currently in pandemic: I should start smoking cigarettes
- She's so crazzzzzzy! Love her!!!Who said food can't be fun?
- me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket x.com/glurpo/status/…
- omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions
- biden: unintelligible bullshit trump: straight up not-true bullshit moderators: thank you.
- I ALREADY UPLOADED MY RESUME WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FILL OUT MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
- sincerely do not get why straight women spend their time on here complaining about the men they date. my bf made me watch him try on cargo pants and said “these pockets will be so great, in case we find a rock or something.” love it. no notes
- I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie I’m like “yeah that was fun” and it’s usually because I got popcorn and a big soda
- babe are you ok?? you’ve barely fucked your DUNE 2 promotional popcorn bucket
- let’s all go stand around together at 2pm tomorrow, too. that was fun
