Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt
4,269 posts
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt
@GKuhlenschmidt
straight lesbian comedian
- this is probably so popular at monsters university
- i got my vaccine in april, engaged in may, and addicted to porn in june. life is ups and downs. i am proud to be a american
- it’s incredible how miserable i can make myself in just a matter of seconds with just my brain
- earlier today i was smoking a cigarette and my 4 year-old son came outside and smoked one with me. i said “you’re too young to smoke!!!” and he said “this pandemic has aged me” 🤣🤣🤣 we were crying laughing and i thought wow i really gotta share this with my twitter fam ❤️
- sending love to queer ppl who aren't able to express who they love as openly as they'd like today
- my 5 year old is starting a new school in a couple weeks and is nervous about not being “cool” enough so i gave her an at home septum piercing. my first time using a needle and her first bloody nose. so worth it, i love my cool girl
- not having to do thanksgiving with my extended family is so iconic. covid u sexy bitch i love u sis
