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PopeHat ‘n Vestments Inc.⭐️
@PontifHat
As a former Cult Leader, at PopeHat Investments we’re dedicated to serving all of your specialized cult consultancy and investment needs.
Jonesville, Floridaland
Joined March 2022
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    Replying to @historyinmemes
    Pretty sure that isn’t what’s going on here.
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    Replying to @macfluffers
    You know he’s correct though, right?
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    My review of Top Gun: Maverick. (When reading this review bear in mind that I took several pretentious film courses in college). The review: Jennifer Connelly is an absolute fucking smoke show. That’s it, that’s the review.
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    Replying to @RWTrollPatrol and @POTUS
    How does it feel to be completely owned by Donald J. Trump? Can’t feel good man, can’t feel good. Oh, and there’s no charges because the theatrics they pulled in committee will never fly in actual court, and too many DOJ employees would be exposed for instigating.
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    Normally I would find this gross and bordering on elder abuse, but Ozzy is with it, his voice is on point, he’s having the time of his life. Only Ozzy Osbourne could be in a chair, shaking from Parkinson’s, riddled with ADHD, and remain the consummate showman, remain dignified.
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    Replying to @AFP
    Methane does not behave the same in the atmosphere as it does in a lab setting. You’re spreading disinformation.
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    Replying to @OlisTweets and @GretaThunberg
    Where do you think paints come from? Have you looked into the production of cadmium red? The tools of your passion are an environmental nightmare. How much water do you defile cleaning your brushes, how much mineral spirits do you put down drains?
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    Replying to @ryderkessler
    Well, it’s a good thing for everyone else that Ryder, the authoritarian, doesn’t get to dictate other peoples choices and behaviors.
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    Replying to @UjuAnya
    It’s a perfectly polite question, you just take yourself too seriously.
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    What Taylor Lorenz explaining her fuck ups looks like to most of twitter.
    Replying to @EsotericCD
    Addendum: Lorenz finally responded on Twitter to this story, in a manner very much in keeping with her established style. I find her lack of a mental concierge remarkable, almost as remarkable as her continued ability to survive professionally without one. x.com/TaylorLorenz/s…
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    Replying to @ASG_ML and @FreeRosedark
    lmao, you’ll be working in the fields, a factory, or cleaning sewers. The revolution doesn’t have time for your hobbies.
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    Replying to @owillis
    Bill Ayers and Rev. Wright seemingly were unavailable for comment.
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    If he was smoking a cigarette or selling loosies he’d be underneath ten cops in a chokehold.
    Watch man 'having the time of his life' smoking crack on subway trib.al/85F8JKG
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    Replying to @atrupar
    Did the DeSantis campaign pay you to tweet this? If not, they should have, brilliant PR.