My child got sent to Zoom detention for not paying attention in Zoom 4th grade. Email said here’s the link to access the room to serve detention.
I swear I’m trying so hard to take this life seriously.
Uju Anya
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Uju Anya
@UjuAnya
Professor. Field: applied linguistics. Antiracist, feminist, 🏳️🌈⚢🏳️🌈 Research: Language learning+teaching, Blackness in multilingualism. Views are mine.
- News: - Brazil Supreme Court ordered Twitter/X to block fake news, hate accounts violating laws+undermining democracy. - Musk refused & closed all offices in Brazil. - Court gave him 24hrs to appoint a legal rep in Brazil or it’ll Block X/Twitter in the country of 217million.
- Tomorrow, I will begin my career as a 5’5” Olympic basketball player by calling a press conference and crying how tall women have a biological advantage over me.
- The image this woman chose to illustrate her oppression is Anastácia, an enslaved African in 1700s Brazil. Her mistress ordered that iron spike torture device put to deform her face and squeeze her neck out of rage and jealousy that her husband wouldn't stop raping Anastácia. 1/3
- Men should always remember that if you dress modestly, limit your ambitions, and learn how to submit, a good woman will marry you and make your life complete.
- Dominique Pelicot, French man who drugged+raped his wife, brought men from the internet to rape her, filmed the rapes, plus drugged, raped, photographed his unconscious daughter, was found guilty. This is the rapist. Show him. Stop using his wife’s picture to report his crimes.
- If I’m at your door at 3am, because my child sent me panic texts to pick her up, and you tell me come back in the morning, I will snatch your legs from under you and crack your skull on the edge of your front stoop before you say another word.
- I feel no pity for Usha Vance. She’s a brown-skinned white supremacist who married a white supremacist fascist misogynist. I don’t care if her husband fucks a couch leather pants wearing Klu Klux Barbie. She earned the same humiliation her government is meting out to our country.The biggest victim here is JD Vance’s wife Usha who is being disrespected in so many ways. Constantly humiliated by Vance on stage. Remember she met him before he was a politician, in law school.
- Make fascists cry again.Hang it in the Louvre
- My 16yo said a girl at school stopped him in the hallway to ask if he’s single. He wants to know what that means. Y’all, am I raising one of those goofy oblivious dudes who don’t know when people like them?
- Replying to @UjuAnyaIf anyone expects me to express anything but disdain for the monarch who supervised a government that sponsored the genocide that massacred and displaced half my family and the consequences of which those alive today are still trying to overcome, you can keep wishing upon a star.
- No, Piers 🙄 You want to interview me, because your career died in excruciating pain, and you need the ratings. But I won’t let you chase clout off me. Like I said, I no dey put food for my enemy mouth.I definitely want to interview you. I'd like you to try repeating to my face that you hoped the Queen died in 'excruciating pain.' But I suspect like most vile 'woke' trolls, you won't have the guts. Do you?
- Y’all. Colombia just elected its first Black vice president, Francia Márquez. She ran with Gustavo Petro, the country’s new and first left wing president.
- Y'all. I'm annoyed. My son asked at his school if there's a waiver for senior fees that cover his yearbook and graduation gown. Dude at the office said to him: "Didn't you just come back from summer in Italy?" Now, why is a grown man pocketwatching my child?
