Matt Montana
74.1K posts
Replying to @ameliaelizaldeIf gods timing were right she would have died a year before she got Emmett killed- Replying to @SowellFoodIn the moment I was appalled but looking back this was the funniest shit ever. The thought of him telling some low level staffer to get as much McDonald’s/ Taco Bell/ kfc/ Wendy’s as he could has me in a fit 😂😂
- Replying to @MattZeitlinMy conservative boomer parents literally last night Me: “pre Obamacare they could discriminate against pregnant people and not provide insurance” Parents: “no that’s not true” L.M.A.O
- Replying to @mhuntinca and @chadloderThis!! Thank you. It’s such a simple analogy that I’ve been trying to use. @tedcruz disrespects pronouns but wants people to call him by a different name than his birth name. Like how does one not explode from the dissonance?
- Replying to @altheposter @jazz_inmypants and @MNateShyamalanI hope I never have to breathe his carbon molecules ever again. I hope he exists only in the vacuum of space
- Replying to @ReproductiveSex and @subtoconnorplsGo back in time and stop Harambe from being killed
- Replying to @BreannaConlon @_AyeshaA and @Phil_Lewis_I’d like to find a manager who was like “oh my employee hasn’t returned from their break after 90 minutes” and I didn’t give a shit.
- Replying to @uncool_jules and @tomreganWSBBut like a low volt one that slowly increases
- Replying to @OKNoDontStop and @amanifwmBro called a murderous dictator “rocket man” and you expect me not to laugh
- Replying to @kenklippensteinIf Ted Cruz lit himself on fire and heated 3 homes for 20 minutes he’d be 100000x more useful than whatever the fuck he’s doing as a senator
- Replying to @grapesmoker“Taxation is theft” “Why are the roads so bad”
