just got dumped and my roommate is trying to make me feel better by playing cards with me but she just keeps winning and whispering “sorry”
amelia elizalde
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amelia elizalde
@ameliaelizalde
Joined December 2011
- the fact that exercise works but only if you do it all the time.....toxic
- biden: [clearing his throat for eight minutes] dr king has been shot
- still thinking about the girl on here who went to a party outside the bay area and was shocked to discover that nobody cared she was a software engineer
- obsessed with this very nice woman who left a note even though my car literally looks like this
- love the day after your period ends when u wake up and u want to live and u have so many ideas about how to improve this country's roads and bridges
- Legs are coming soon! Are you excited? 🎉
00:00 - do people who hate california understand that you can see between 1 and five thousand tiny lizards every day. do they understand this
- i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died
- its so funny that if you get famous u have to be nice to james corden
- bf came back from driving my car w his hand bleeding and was like “there’s something sharp under the seat” and i said “ohh yeah that’s my car knife” and he got annoyed??
- ezra miller could beat the shit out of cara delevingne but i think she could do a kind of cocaine scream that would make ezra's skin come off in one big sheet. so it's a tie
- this guy —> 😵💫 is disgusting. what is he so hypnotized by? a woman’s butt and boobs??
