Replying to @Zazamyodor
I asked a girl out in college and she said, “It’s cute you want to date me. When I get a boyfriend, I want him to be just like you. NOT YOU, but just like you.”
Hank Neloms
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Hank Neloms
@MongoSlade64
Happily married father of two living outside of Washington D.C. I’m also an insane Bengals fan. Some say I’m just insane but... whatever.
Mitchellville, MD
Joined September 2009
- Replying to @blkgirllostkeysThis is true. In emergencies my wife is clear headed, focused and a problem solver. She’s who you want to rely on in a medical crises or a flood. Conversely, when things are calm, she has trouble making hot dogs. It’s... fascinating to say the least.
- Replying to @ChrisHarrisKCShe basically told him, “Bring it. Ain’t nothing between us but space and opportunity.”
- Replying to @ThatEricAlperIf you wanted to find a book in the library you had to manually navigate through this thing.
- Replying to @MissPotkin and @ReaganGomezWe have this problem at my house. If they’re like my family they’ll start eating out of the Tupperware. I had to shut off the wi-fi and say it’s not being turned on until the dishes were done. Then and only then were they washed. Good luck.
- Replying to @ToureAt least once a week, I say one of the following sentences: This long line don’t make no damn sense. Who all gonna be there? They got this baby out here with no coat on!
- Replying to @kimKBaltimoreA huge swath of the population will refuse to wear masks. So if my father, who is on dialysis dies because some infected person who won’t comply, sneezes that’s cool with you? How many deaths are you willing to accept because you won’t make people wear a mask for 2 mos? GTFOH.
- Replying to @JayTisdale5Michael Jordan drafted Kwame Brown with the number 1 pick. Instead of developing into a star, Brown became a decent role player who stayed in the NBA 10 years. Maybe we should criticize Jordan for completely misjudging Brown’s abilities instead of calling Brown a scrub.
