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Lily Potkin
@MissPotkin
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 17, 2021
    Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this pile has appeared and at some point they are going to run out of spoons and cups and plates. Who will blink first? Not me.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Jan 16, 2023
    So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
    Replying to @MissPotkin
    I see that judgey fucking Twitter has woken up so let me say this once and be clear - We do not 'live like this'. This is a lesson in wanting to be heard and respected and not having to repeat yourself when things slip. We're navigating the day-today in extraordinary times and
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
    Replying to @MissPotkin
    We keep our homes tidy because love. We cook food and set tables and fill the air with scents of roses and fresh laundry because love. Love is patient but love is also fucking tired because she works 14 hour days.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
    Replying to @MissPotkin
    for me, the past two days have been funnier than anything else. I think we're all entitled to run our own experiments, be amused, push a situation to its limit if we so choose. No one needs to be lectured by those that have failed to see the silly joy in what's happening here.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
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    FUCKING HELL, IT’S HAPPENING!
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
    Replying to @MissPotkin
    Day 3 - they’ve used the last of the big bowls and they’ve run out of spoons. No one is saying anything about the big pile but I can hear their brains ticking. No, family, I will not be loading the dishwasher today.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
    Replying to @MissPotkin
    I know we are ALL tired but I am most tired. Me. I AM ALL THE TIRED.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
    Replying to @MissPotkin
    Let me know when you want to talk about the fact that I stopped doing the laundry too. It’s getting a bit post apocalyptic. The piles are everywhere.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 17, 2021
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    NOT ME FUCKERS.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Jan 16, 2023
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    Her asks her to take her clothes off. “Why?” “Come on!” *she looks at her Tupac t-shirt* “Are you a Biggie fan?” I am dead.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
    Replying to @MissPotkin
    You’re gonna have good days, bad days, and a lot of fuck it days, but people don’t like being taken for granted, especially by the ones they love the most. Period.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
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    There is a pan on the cooker with a single sausage in it. It’s been there for two days. I can’t look at it because it’s turned the colour of the man that washes up in Cast Away.
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    Lily Potkin
    @MissPotkin
    Mar 18, 2021
    Replying to @MissPotkin
    Someone just discovered the joy of scraping rock hard old cereal off a bowl. Big day, BIG, huge.
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