Jack Michaels (@JackTopher88) / X

Jack Michaels

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Jack Michaels

@JackTopher88

Life is good.

Washington, DC

Joined May 2022

Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
May 25, 2025
Replying to @BoyBouJjee
Got a grown ass man performing conscious raps who is going home to his wife and kids with a grown ass woman singing her ass off. I know I’m white so I shouldn’t speak on shit, but people who prefer Drake’s playboy raps over Kendrick are the problem.
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Feb 14, 2025
Replying to @pitdesi and @garybasin
So people be shitting in the river then taking a swim?
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Mar 17, 2025
Replying to @perchoes and @Stopthecappin
Rookie mistake. Act like you ain’t see it but never take her seriously again. Protect your heart, but still keep her on stash in case you need a little smash piece right quick from time to time. You’re young bro, and these hoes are evil. Use the hoes as your playthings.
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
May 4, 2025
Replying to @liminalsnake and @allgarbled
Anyone who eats steak well done should never be allowed to have a steak again.
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Nov 29, 2022
Replying to @JohnnyJetsHater @MrJonCryer and @elonmusk
What the fuck are you talking about dude 😂
Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Jul 9, 2024
Replying to @YoSoyRyanDavis @chaedria and @The24thFrame
If you’re ever in DC let me know I’ll buy you a beer
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Dec 23, 2024
Replying to @breakingbaht and @PicturesFoIder
Uh yea because who does chores in the middle of the night while other people are sleeping? It’s called courtesy.
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Jul 30, 2024
Replying to @CentralScruty
Plus you’re doing a piercing counter attack with that R2. Nice work bro!
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Jul 22, 2024
Replying to @RossTweetsGames
Pulling off the mikiri to start Genichiro phase 3 is the most satisfying thing in the entire game. Just sit down bro, it’s my time.
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Jun 28, 2025
No boss in Elden Ring is better than Slave Knight Gael, Dancer of the Boreal Valley, Dragonslayer Armor, or Champion Gundyr. I love Elden Ring, I have 1400+ hours in it and 800 or so in DS3. Elden Ring is better at nearly everything except bosses.
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Jun 27, 2025
Replying to @Sakatoyaa and @duffthebrand
RIP to August Ames. She was the finest pornstar ever imo.
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Nov 1, 2022
Replying to @beesexiitoo @NoldHp79 and @wizkhalifa
They literally refer to themselves as the Migo gang or just the gang in their lyrics all the time. Gang doesn’t have to mean an organized criminal enterprise, I gotta gang and all we do is golf and drink beer 😂💪🏻
Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Jun 30, 2025
Replying to @Honeys_Money1 @OfficiallyIce and @BleuCapone
This ain’t your crib and it ain’t your trip. Sit down little woman nobody is impressed by you being a prostitute.
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Jack Michaels
@JackTopher88
Mar 13, 2025
Replying to @ElYoshidaaa and @Denno876er
She’s an assassin along with Chris Partlow. They kill people in abandoned houses and use the nail gun to board the place up so nobody will find the bodies for weeks.
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