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Jon Cryer
@MrJonCryer
Gravity always wins.
He/Him
Joined November 2011
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    Is that why, after he left, it lasted for 4 more years and I won an Emmy for Best Actor in a Comedy?
    Charlie Sheen totally carried two and a half men.
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    Spoiler alert: it was Obamacare
    JD Vance Awfully Quiet After Report on How His Mom Got Health Care trib.al/SLUnEdG
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    So… @elonmusk How’s that free speech goin’?
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    I hate to break it to you, @elonmusk But a company choosing not to advertise on your platform is actually a perfect example of… Wait for it… Free speech.
    Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America?
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    These are straight up Hitler talking points.
    Replying to @atrupar
    Trump: "I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens"
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    Sorry Republicans, If you actually wanted “unity and healing” you wouldn’t have confirmed Amy Coney Barrett.
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    I’ve decided my next role is going to be “Pete Davidson in the year 2050”
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    He keeps calling the migrants of Springfield “illegal Haitians”. They are here legally. They have not broken the law. He hates that they are here because they are not white.
    Replying to @atrupar
    Trump: "I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens"
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    23 days left. Ignore the polls. Fight like hell.
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    Hi Trump supporters I know right wing media has been telling you for years that Kamala Harris is a dumb, drunk goofball. They were lying to you. They lie to you all the time. She just dismantled your candidate.
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    JD Vance is every rich kid you wanted to beat the crap out of in every John Hughes movie.
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    Wearing body armor to protect themselves from… drag queens?
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    In one term Trump has taken the GOP from having the presidency, the house, and the Senate to losing all three.