“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.
gabe
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- My girlfriend doesn’t drive and doesn’t know any car brands, but every so often she sees a car and goes “ooh I like that one” and 100% of the time it’s a Mercedes Benz, always
- As a child I always figured that to get your driver’s license the government would test you on some kind of closed course, like a little disneyland village, because it was logically impossible that they would let you drive on public roads before you got your licensethis is where i got my drivers licence
- one of my worst fears is somebody telling me we don’t need to eat because there is going to be “food” at a party, and then we show up and it’s actually a block of brie and 10 slices of salami
- I’m not saying there’s really any other good option, but every day ignoring people in various states of addiction and destitution while you walk by them on the street is probably corrosive to your soul
- I heard somebody say “feed two birds with one scone” recently, and it made me realize that woke is not dead
- Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.
- As a person without kids, one of the most common things I hear new-ish parents say is that in retrospect they should have just started having kids younger
- elon drafting his “what did you get done this week?” emails to the head of every federal agency right now
- pov you took a 1000 mg edible before going to your job as a trader joe’s cashier
- The problem with “steakhouse” as a concept is that steak is legitimately one of the easiest things to cook yourself, and you pay what, like a 3x markup to get it at a restaurant? I usually like to pay the extra money for something that I’m less likely to make at home
- “everybody wants to be a writer, nobody wants to read” This was, in fact, exactly what the author said in the second sentence of that post. Thus proving the point pretty well.saw a substack post titled “everyone wants to be a DJ, no one wants to dance” to which i would posit “everybody wants to be a writer, nobody wants to read”
- >there is no real meaning to dreams. >Your brain makes up a story >using memories, experiences, fears, concerns, etc. >memories >experiences, fears, concerns >etc. >no real meaning
- if you ever need a little confidence boost just remember you can always play rock paper scissors with chatgpt
