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The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
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The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪
@JEllulz
Maybe ghost of a 20th century French philosopher. If I say “hell yeah brother” that's like in a gender-neutral way. Friend of Ned Ludd.
- "autism didn't exist until recently" have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?
- This signals the official end of ToyotathonJust a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
- This signals the official end of ToyotathonJust a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
- My @FedEx package was never actually delivered to my house and you'll never believe who signed for it
- The only reason American car companies still exist is because we've banned the import of Chinese carsNo driver. No hesitation. At 74.5 mph, YANGWANG U9 soared 6 meters—on its own. This isn’t science fiction. It’s the future, in motion.
00:00 - Replying to @quinnatthemall and @tmavuramI think it's time we accept that sexuality can have 4 phases: solid, liquid, gas, and plasma
- This platform was supposed to be a microblogging platform and that's how I still treat it. I just tweet little journal entries and sometimes a poorly adjusted person gets mad at me about it.People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time... What's your secret
- Replying to @DildoGaggins89One of my favorite things about conspiracy types is how they think the ultra-secretive satanist lizard-people illuminati leaves little clues out in the open for them to find
- That's your money they have btwThe 400 richest people in the U.S. are now worth a record $6.6 trillion after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year.
- Replying to @maurajbg and @kurizmatikHow does one acquire 10 lbs of knives from the TSA
- Replying to @littleerik and @_auguryartThis is the saddest story anyone has ever told
- Replying to @thran_legacyThe correct answer to this question is open floor plans. Cooking oil from the kitchen gets in the air and settles on dusty surfaces, creating gross sticky dusty mixture. Dust on shelves near my stove is like this, but not in parts of the house that are isolated from the kitchen.
- The Strange Beauty of New York's Bodega Ramps
