A Nigerian will be with you shortly to argue against your desire to toast bread via electricity
I'm using frypan to run toast bread cos NEPA carried light. Istg it's not life we're living in this country
Oat Supremacist
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Oat Supremacist
@GoRilla_IX9
Baciato Da Dio.
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Lagos
Joined February 2012
- God punish you for this postOld and sweet memories. Beautiful memories we’ll always hold dear
00:00 - Replying to @hurtchAt some point we have to teach kids how to socialise outside of the confines of a screen and keyboard
- Lowkey this reasoning is why the modern world lacks beauty or any sort of inspiration behind it's creations. Cars today look like appliances (looking at you Polestar) buildings are uninspired hunks of glass and concrete. This craze for "efficiency" that robs us of individualityI've noticed a lot of people complaining jokingly that they now pause when they're about to use a fancy word. That's great. That's exactly what one should do — stop and think "is there a way to say this more simply?"
- Replying to @chika_jonesNumber 9 didn't do me wrong personally or has any public faux pa's that I know of. But the "uber" wey try rob me was playing his music and now I hate the guy and his music entirely
- In all this sha, nobody used to be afraid that GEJ would shut down EiE or Sahara Reporters or OpenGov operations in Naija. That we have to preface Tunde's visit with "..if he doesn't go they can make things hard for him" is an indictment to both BAT and what we've allowed
- Lmao, you no come gist am say the police sef get K-leg join?
- "Nigerians are asking to be slaves" You sef come stay Riyom or Boko small, or Southern Kaduna make you feel one or two things. Idiot
- Replying to @Seriousist_Once people start writing "in my truth" inside sentence, cancel cancel cancel
- He's the final boss of patriarchy, But because he dey paint nails them no quick grok amThe best part of this is that Ethereum address hasn't even said anything. E go just dey one place dey paint cutex. A true purrtriach.
- Lol, PDP should carry this behaviour into 2027 and field Atiku again. Since it is only third force people that deserve to "learn lesson"I notice Ghanaians were not deceived by a third force that was actively working for the ruling party.
- Replying to @UcheKlGarri finds its level, cream rises to the top, dregs sink to the bottom, the average Nigerian will always worship who get money, as long as them get am, doesn't matter if they have attitudes with the effervescence of an open septic tank
- Replying to @Sir_FinDude thought he uncovered a mystery, a whole ass rhema with that revelation
