Nothing dey sweet illiterate pass graduate wey never make am.
Shina Achebe
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Shina Achebe
@nerdy_deb
Customer Service | Data Analyst | Realist.
Just call me Dami.
- After one week of enabling and disabling airplane mode, I'm happy to announce I'm now a pilot. I want to use this opportunity to thank MTN for their ever failing network, without you I won't be what I am today.
- It's time to grow up. Give it a try. Give common sense a chance today. Don't be scared, you can do it.
- If this was in Nigeria, one person would pick all the meal tickets.Humanity ❤️
- This soldier on a bike told my bus driver to corner the Sienna three vehicles away from him cos he suspects he's a kidnapper. After the Ikeja intersection, the soldier instructed big buses in front to block the road. They caught the Sienna driver.
- I greeted my neighbour and moved on. I heard her telling her kids "so you won't greet mummy. Oya greet mummy". As a respectful child with proper upbringing I turned back so I could greet the mummy too. Lo and behold, I'm the MUMMY. 😭 I'm the focken mummy. Emi???? Ahhh 😖😖
- I don't blame you now. Introduction outfit is supposed to be simple, you're basically introducing the families. It was simple until you people started wearing damask 350k and putting up three tents.
- Long suffering doesn't always mean there's a great reward in the end. You can suffer today, suffer tomorrow and suffer forever.Speak your truth this one time about any popular topic. Quote.
- You'll queue for fuel for hours, on gen to charge your phone then come online to do Yoruba vs Igbo fight, are you mad?
- Ik Gbonna stop posting the damn flag!🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
- That ice block tweet is still bothering me. We are in 2025, bro is in '89. He didn't even say cold drinks, ICE BLOCK?????? Did he just wake from a coma?
- I don't know if it's the chemicals used in growing crops these days but there's something awful going on with our food. Boiled rice gets spoilt within 12hours, boiled pepper having moulds within same hours??
- Sigh I downloaded a movie, Omugo Mefa, watching it rn I feel like the omugo keje cos really I wasted my data.
- "babe, I have stomach and back pain" Bf: so sorry baby. Later at night... Bf: "dear diary, Seun complained of stomach and back pain AGAIN. That's strike 3. If I hear pim again, I'll breakup with her".
