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Emmicah
@Emmicah1
To the Scammers who got into my account: I hope your left testicle randomly explodes.
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Jul 5, 2025
    When my youngest son was 3, we were driving and he was in the back seat talking about the garage truck behind us. "Mom mom, garage truck!" "Mom mom, lookit truck." That went on for a bit until he suddenly yelled "THE MOTHERFUCKER'S GONNA HIT US!!" To be fair, he was right 😭
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    mpilo
    @MpiloKhumalo_
    Jun 23, 2025
    Parents, what's the funniest "bad" thing that your child did that you had to punish them while holding back laughter?
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @Emmicah1
    There was a slowdown ahead of us and I was paying attention to that, so I didn't see that the garbage truck behind me wasn't slowing down. If it wasn't for my son yelling that word, I wouldn't have gotten out of the way in time. I still don't know who taught him that word 😬
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @XeroTheo
    He really was though!! 😭😭 "I said move this car NOW!" 😂
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @SarkaSwidzinski
    It was pretty much "thank you for getting my attention, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER" 😂😂
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @AlfalfaAnon
    It doesn't take any calculating to understand that an object that was farther away is now really close. Secondly, kids are WAYYYY smarter than they're given credit for. Just because you think they're incapable of understanding something doesn't make it true.
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @Spaerlich_
    It was more of a talking to about how that isn't a nice word. I didn't want him going to daycare (or his grandmother's house!) saying that. I personally don't engage in physical punishment with my kids, so "punishment" for them is a talk.
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Mar 24, 2023
    Replying to @ask_aubry
    "She's a kid so I don't hold that against her." *Proceeds to hold everything against her* When she goes NC with him, I hope she lists his clear mental manipulation as reasons why, preferably to a Family Court Judge so she doesn't have to wait until 18 to go NC.
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Sep 24, 2020
    Replying to @F_corpse_bride and @andreawlsn
    Wait a fucking minute.... who tf is out here not washing their goddamn legs or hanging their towels to dry?!?! Like they're fr not doing either of these things?? 😭🤢🤢
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Dec 29, 2021
    Replying to @DudespostingWs
    The man in this photo is Sirizani Butau. The bus was on its way to Zimbabwe when it collided with a fuel tanker, catching fire. 49 people died and the only reason these 8 survived was because this man pulled them safety.
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Feb 26, 2022
    Replying to @JeremyLMoreland @AsamiTerajima and @WilliamWoodsU
    It never should have taken public pressure for you guys to do what's right in the first place. Please review your current policies and make some changes, cuz it's ludicrous that she had to say something on social media to get an ethical response.
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Mar 13, 2024
    Replying to @TheAstroChrist @bookiesnacksize and @SpanglySi
    Absolutely! The fact that they didn't have systems in place to catch what this guy was doing for A DECADE shows gross negligence and incompetence on the company's behalf. Idk about the UK, but if they have any labor board/labor lawyers, I'd start there.
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @Brahim_9_
    I was split between shocked and impressed tbh 😂
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    May 30, 2022
    Replying to @ChrisCushman2 and @Roganjoshh
    You are confusing what preference is. Let's say you prefer to date darker skinned, tall, athletic build men. Those are preferences. Now you find one that fits all of those & hit him up cuz you're attracted, but then back out when he says he's Indian? No longer a preference. 1/
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    Emmicah
    @Emmicah1
    Apr 1, 2022
    Replying to @JustCall_MeJo @TimeIsNotGiven and @AITA_online
    See, imo, he's an asshole, but for the right reasons. It's not always bad to be an asshole, and sometimes it's needed and can even be the correct way to respond. This situation is one of those times. So he's an asshole, but he had a damn good reason for it and it was deserved.