Nobody is hiring even though they claim they are. Everyone is trying to recoup COVID losses and the best way to do that is through wages. Also, people made emergency arrangements and found that living with family does not suck more than a shitty service job.
OMG. seriously that's adorable though. He didn't know the correct terminology but wanted to look after your dignity...same guy who probably would pull up next to you to say your turn signal's out.
YES :) my favorite was an article about a Mongolian girl whose burial tomb was discovered - she was buried with ~100 sheep ankle bones.
"We think it must have been some sort of ritual."
DUDES. She's a Shagai master and should be worshipped accordingly.
I LOVE THIS. Did you pack him up some strawberries to share with his table ladies?
I think one of the very few things I miss about going into the office is having table ladies.
when I worked hotel front desk, we found a lost phone. we called the hotel using the phone and then reverse dialed, hoping for a name. it went to VM:
THIS IS KATIE'S DAD. DON'T BOTHER LEAVING A MESSAGE BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT FOOL NEVER CHECKS HER MESSAGES. GOOD LUCK.