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To clarify my last few tweets:
The Great Sage, PhD
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The Great Sage, PhD
@ShriekingNoises
I’m just this guy, you know? I run a lab full of many wondrous machines. Drug enthusiast + agent of chaos in my personal time. Free Palestine 🇵🇸
- Oh good it’s actually a downward spiralIf you think everything you do is for nothing. ✨Think again✨
- You know what, sure, let’s see how this turns out.🚨BREAKING: Rep. Anna Paulina Luna Has called for mandatory drug tests for members of the House and Senate.
- For a while in highschool I made my phone answering machine message “If you wish to contact me, then you must solve my riddles three: what is your name? What is your number? And what is your reason for calling?” And it made my dad so mad
i have... - an amazing girlfriend - making ~$450k this year - can work anywhere / anytime - live in a house w/ a pool yet i have anxiety every damn day, tight chest, hard to take a deep breaths, intrusive thoughts, always feeling not enough, can never relax what went wrong- Replying to @battlehateharmAs a chemist I can verify that is correct
- Replying to @ShriekingNoisesI also did a bit for a while where my ringtone was just me screaming “Ring! Ring! YOUR PHONE IS RINGING! REACH INTO YOUR POCKET PULL OUT THE PHONE OPEN IT AND SAY HELLO BECAUSE ITS RINGING!
- Replying to @NatebagCEOFucked? Buddy you’re going to Hogwarts.
- All my apes, gone.🚨 BREAKING: Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes & COVID overturns in Mississippi Sheriff says all but one of the animals have been “destroyed.”
Readers added contextTulane has confirmed the monkeys are NOT infectious. "The primates in question belong to another entity, and they have not been exposed to any infectious agent." x.com/Tulane/status/… abc3340.com/news/alabama-n… - Replying to @createcraig @HannahFNYP and @Matt_FischettiThis kind of thing is actually pretty normal, for example your mom calls me “Daddy”
- I’m 6’6” and can bend over and put my palms flat on the ground in running shoes without bending my legs and doctors are still trying to tell me if I just stretch more it’ll fix my back pain.
- Replying to @UmJammerRammyIf a car can be horny I don’t see why a plane can’t be a religious extremist
- As a 6’6 man, I hit my head a lot & have back problems
