It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance
was reading about the silent film era and thinking about how silly the word "talkie" is, and was then forced to really consider, for the first time, the word "movie"
When I was 12 or so I thought I had a clever idea and told my dad that I would always root for the team that represented the city with the largest population to maximize happiness and he looked at me with undisguised disgust and said "you would say something like that" lmao
7 foot tall undergrad told me that he was going to have to miss class for a game and, not wanting to make assumptions, I asked him what team he was on and he just said “come on” lmao
What really kills me about this is that she didn’t even try to exaggerate how long her daily walk was because she simply assumed that everyone else would also find it torturous to walk for 10 minutes
College admissions discourse just reminded me that the father of the richest girl in my high school literally rented a lab and staffed it with scientists so that they’d list her as a co-author on any papers. He also funded and publicized a scholarship and then awarded it to her.