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Manchester City lead all clubs globally in total operating revenue generated for the second year running with €731m, slightly outperforming UCL winners Real Madrid (€714m).
Chris Hewitt
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Chris Hewitt
@ChrisHewittLFC
Empire writer, podcast host, long-suffering LFC fan. This is my football-focused account - follow me at @ChrisHewitt for film stuff and bad jokes.
Joined May 2014
- My team for Southampton: Kelleher Gomez A fan who just happened to be passing the stadium Mark Lawrenson Tsimikas A cardboard cutout of Fabinho Morton Jones (Brad) Minamino Origi That nice lady from the canteen
- Build the man a statue. Build him a stand. Build him a ground. Build him a statue so big the ground fits inside the statue. He deserves it.
- Jürgen Klopp is so brilliant he’s managed to turn Man City from believers into doubters.
- City win the league with 100 points: “Best side ever.” City win the league with 98 points: “best side ever.” Liverpool go 22 points clear on February 2: “Shit league, mate. Yeah, Liverpool are decent but they need to win the league for 13 consecutive seasons to be a great side.”
- FOOTBALL JOURNALISTS: The use of VAR is becoming farcical. Something has to change, and quickly. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB: The use of VAR is becoming farcical. Something has to change, and quickly. FOOTBALL JOURNALISTS: How fucking dare you.
- The constant goalpost shifting re: our success is hilarious. Win the CL? “They won’t be great until they win the PL.” Win the PL? “Klopp needs to win more major trophies.” Win the FA Cup and League Cup? “If they don’t win the Champions League their season is a disappointment.”
- It is absolutely astonishing that seven of the players on this list are from the Klopp era.An incredible record, skipper 👏
- “They’re trying to tell us Trey Nyoni is a kid. So how come his shirt says 98 on the back?”
- Can’t be Kyle Walker twice being responsible for Slovakia getting in twice down England’s right, surely. Not Kyle Walker, the Greatest Right-Back The World Has Ever Seen. No, sir. Not him.
- Except the Queen didn’t do an inspirational speech at her own funeral, capped by starting a chant in honour of her successor. “CHARLES THE THIRD, NA NA NA NA NA! CHARLES THE THIRD, NA NA NA NA NA!”Now we know how the rest of the country felt on the day of the Queen’s funeral
- The recent rise of Liverpool ‘fans’ who have been mounting a hate campaign against Gini is utterly absurd. The man is quality.
- Rafa has to go now, surely. He can’t keep getting away with performances like this.
- The greatest trick Frank Lampard ever pulled was getting people to forget that Chelsea finished third last season (with more points than they’re going to get this), and won the Europa League to boot. You’d think he’d taken over mid-table no-hopers.
