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Chris Hewitt
@ChrisHewitt
Word jockey @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, massive Q&A-hole. Two-time winner of the internet. Also: @ChrisHewittLFC.
London
Joined February 2009
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    Replying to @ChrisHewitt
    And if you don't subscribe, and you fancy it, you can sign up here. It's just £2.99 a month, or £32.99 a year, which is better than a kick in the nethers. And cheaper, too. I usually pay £10-20 for someone to kick my nethers.
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    Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ to Jesus Heist and now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go off to write the biggest movie of 2021.
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    This is such a haunting photo. Whatever you think about Thanos’ record as overlord of the universe, it's impossible not to feel sorry for him as a person.
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    I just found out about recency bias, and I’d have to say that out of all the biases, it’s my favourite.
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    Fully agreed. Daniel Craig did five Bond films and never wore anything as iconic as Benoit Blanc’s swimsuit in Glass Onion. It’s his equivalent of Roger Moore’s safari suit.
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    Jenny Eagan’s costumes for Glass Onion are absolutely fucking brilliant. That is all, please go about your business.
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    Dear @sainsburys — I will feel so much safer shopping in your stores now I know there’s no chance of bumping into Laurence Fox. Thank you. Yours, a loyal customer
    Coast is clear guys. 👍🏻
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    Is this 30 Rock's greatest gag?
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    A lot of people are clearly worried about this latest announcement from Elon Musk, and how it will impact their Twitter experience. Well, allow me to explain in this handy thread. 1/601
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    I did not know that. Largely because none of this was actually explained in the fucking movie.
    Did you know? The Sith Eternal fleet seen in #StarWars: #TheRiseofSkywalker was created by Sith cultists on Exegol, who indoctrinated Exegol’s population with Sith values and raised and trained their children to become officers, mechanics and soldiers for the Final Order
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    Delighted to announce that I’m forming a new political party: The Nigel Farage Can Fuck Right Off Party. Our policies: * Nigel Farage can fuck right off. * That’s it. Vote for me.
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    You couldn’t make The Godfather today. It’s almost midnight, and making films takes ages.
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    Thor: Love and Thunder End Credits, Explained dlvr.it/STZLV1
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    Me, walking up to the ticket office at Wembley on July 25 next year, shiny £20 note in my hand: One for Oasis, please.
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    When you’re 20 minutes into Avengers Endgame.