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Chris Hewitt
@ChrisHewitt
Word jockey @empiremagazine, host of the Empire Podcast, massive Q&A-hole. Two-time winner of the internet. Also: @ChrisHewittLFC.
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    Chris Hewitt
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    Feb 22, 2021
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    And if you don't subscribe, and you fancy it, you can sign up here. It's just £2.99 a month, or £32.99 a year, which is better than a kick in the nethers. And cheaper, too. I usually pay £10-20 for someone to kick my nethers.
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    Chris Hewitt
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    Dec 22, 2019
    Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ to Jesus Heist and now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go off to write the biggest movie of 2021.
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    Chris Hewitt
    @ChrisHewitt
    May 24, 2019
    This is such a haunting photo. Whatever you think about Thanos’ record as overlord of the universe, it's impossible not to feel sorry for him as a person.
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    Chris Hewitt
    @ChrisHewitt
    Dec 18, 2023
    I just found out about recency bias, and I’d have to say that out of all the biases, it’s my favourite.
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    Chris Hewitt
    @ChrisHewitt
    Dec 26, 2022
    Fully agreed. Daniel Craig did five Bond films and never wore anything as iconic as Benoit Blanc’s swimsuit in Glass Onion. It’s his equivalent of Roger Moore’s safari suit.
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    Nick Murphy
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    Dec 26, 2022
    Jenny Eagan’s costumes for Glass Onion are absolutely fucking brilliant. That is all, please go about your business.
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    Chris Hewitt
    @ChrisHewitt
    Oct 4, 2020
    Dear @sainsburys — I will feel so much safer shopping in your stores now I know there’s no chance of bumping into Laurence Fox. Thank you. Yours, a loyal customer
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    Mitten d'Amour
    @MittenDAmour
    Oct 4, 2020
    Coast is clear guys. 👍🏻
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    Chris Hewitt
    @ChrisHewitt
    Aug 6, 2023
    Is this 30 Rock's greatest gag?
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    Chris Hewitt
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    Jul 1, 2023
    A lot of people are clearly worried about this latest announcement from Elon Musk, and how it will impact their Twitter experience. Well, allow me to explain in this handy thread. 1/601
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    Chris Hewitt
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    Feb 17, 2020
    I did not know that. Largely because none of this was actually explained in the fucking movie.
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    Star Wars Holocron
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    Feb 17, 2020
    Did you know? The Sith Eternal fleet seen in #StarWars: #TheRiseofSkywalker was created by Sith cultists on Exegol, who indoctrinated Exegol’s population with Sith values and raised and trained their children to become officers, mechanics and soldiers for the Final Order
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    Chris Hewitt
    @ChrisHewitt
    Feb 8, 2019
    Delighted to announce that I’m forming a new political party: The Nigel Farage Can Fuck Right Off Party. Our policies: * Nigel Farage can fuck right off. * That’s it. Vote for me.
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    Chris Hewitt
    @ChrisHewitt
    Feb 7, 2022
    You couldn’t make The Godfather today. It’s almost midnight, and making films takes ages.
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    Chris Hewitt
    @ChrisHewitt
    Jul 10, 2022
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    Gizmodo
    @Gizmodo
    Jul 8, 2022
    Thor: Love and Thunder End Credits, Explained dlvr.it/STZLV1
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    Chris Hewitt
    @ChrisHewitt
    Aug 27, 2024
    Me, walking up to the ticket office at Wembley on July 25 next year, shiny £20 note in my hand: One for Oasis, please.
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    Chris Hewitt
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    Aug 5, 2025
    When you’re 20 minutes into Avengers Endgame.
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