*instintively covers drink*
The crew Trump has enlisted to get the Gen Z vote. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Mitten d'Amour
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Mitten d'Amour
@MittenDAmour
I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
- When historians talk of a king having a lisp or going bald and all the courtiers proudly adopting it as 'fashion', we think them quite daft and archaic and yet here we are. Quite mad.What’s happening with this ppl? Jeez Americans are so weird.
- Plastic surgeon guessing the Love Island girls’ ages is BRUTAL.
00:00 - Gammon: YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE JOKES ANYMORE NOW ALL THE WORDS ARE BANNED Gen Z:
00:00 - What I find absolutely exceptional is the way this chancer asked to play her 30 seconds of his cringey little song and at EXACTLY 30 seconds in Dua Lipa, no stopwatch in hand, just fucking bails. Fucking pro.I’m crying she did not give a single fuck
- If you are suddenly facing Christmas alone, I have tips. I LOVE Christmas alone so get on board. Food: What would you ideally like to eat if no-one could limit you or judge you? Nothing but pigs in blankets? Just cake? Pot Noodle? Get that! I’m having cheese and crackers.
- I only became aware of the existence of Tim Walz less than 24hr’s ago and everything I’ve learned since has made me want to clone him and have one shipped over here. 🥹 Check these out 🧵
- Twitter would have fucking LOVED this queen.In 1908, suffragette Mary Molony followed Winston Churchill around for a week and rang a bell every time he tried to speak in public.
- Blur should launch comeback gigs on the exact same dates as Oasis to really give it that authentic 90s vibe.
- Hot take: There’s a finite amount of time for ‘pensioners’ to generate sympathy from this ‘discrimination’. Mobile phones were introduced 51 years ago, smart phones were introduced 32 years ago. At some point it becomes a dogmatic self-sabotaging lifestyle choice.An angry Lidl customer has slammed the budget supermarket for 'discriminating against old people' after being told he can’t have access to discounts without a mobile app The whole ordeal must have been a Lidl frustrating for him trib.al/2ef5lcgReaders added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextWhilst mobile and smart phones were invented around the times stated, they were not in mass usage due to cost. Smartphones only became commonly owned in 2011, which was just 13 years ago. amp.theguardian.com/technology/201…
- The people of Richmond and Northallerton have the opportunity to do the funniest thing the UK has EVER seen.🚨 NEW: Count Binface is standing against Rishi Sunak in his Richmond and North Allerton seat [@CountBinface]
- A neighbour is blowing bubbles from their garden. Great, whimsical little flying blisters of plague.
- Forget the seagull kid, you cannot imagine the lion noise that comes out of this kid. 🤯
00:00 - Replying to @MittenDAmourOh and by the way, going outside for a stroll on Christmas Day is also a strong recommendation. Cheery cries of “Merry Christmas” exchanged with strangers and their dogs is an absolute tonic.
