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Luke
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Luke
@LukeWhosTalking
29. May start talking about Metal Detecting at any point. History @ OU
Craggy Island
Born September 13
Joined January 2011
My grandad (almost 80) is in an old person/nursing home and his *mum* is going to visit him today. Must be almost unheard of.- A condom and a time machine x.com/kthopkins/stat…
- When you leave your seat to go to a piss in the middle of the match and the whole row has to stand up1. Thank you. 2. Thank you. 3. Thank you. 4. Thank you. 5. Thank you. 6. Thank you. 7. Thank you. Love you. H
- Stood up and applauded the bio. Credit where it's due. What a worker.Would anybody support a military coup? It’s a YES from me!
- Didn’t the people cheering this on want public executions for Just Stop Oil nerds?🚨BREAKING: Farmers will block EVERY road in Britain if Labour doesn’t listen to them on Nov 19th, claims lead organiser. The farmers are not messing about.
Readers added contextThere is no source for this. This account is known for spreading misinformation and general nonsense. One example being veterans turning their back at the Cenotaph: x.com/Inevitablewest… - Nothing compares
Proper smackhead if you’ve got jeans on today - Nobody: Paul Gascoigne running into the woods with a fishing rod:RAAAAAAAUUUUUUUULLL!!
- Yeah but will you run similar headlines regarding the monarchy here? Because you probably should.Kim Jong-un buys new £360.000 Rolls Royce to travel in luxury while North Koreans go hungry mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…
- Replying to @SomosLos_RojosIt's mad like if he starts chatting his mum is coming people think "aw bless, dementia is turning in" then she actually turns up
- Not them hyping themselves up like they're storming Normandy all week only to lose to a Year 11 hahaha
- Heartbreaking sign of what happens when people lacking in intelligence get radicalised by Facebook comment sections. Choosing not to vaccinate your kids because you don't like Cycle lanes and couldn't go the pub for a few weeks 5 years ago, and this is where it spirals too.🚨 EXCLUSIVE: A child has died after contracting measles in Liverpool, where public health officials fear a growing outbreak of the disease. Full story: thetimes.com/article/bb286d…
- Just imagined if we got a Tsunami warning in this country. Almost everyone completely ignoring it because it was was warm in 1976 or something.
