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ASKEsq
@ASK_Esq29
NY attorney. So many idiots, so little time. Note: My tweets are not legal advice. Some of them aren't even funny.
New York, USA
Joined March 2012
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    Until proven otherwise, I am convinced that Trump is tanking the economy and causing pain intentionally. He hopes to stir up civil unrest, which he'll use as an excuse to declare martial law. Once he does that, he's never leaving.
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    Replying to @Karmalarma_0
    Is that your mom?
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    Replying to @simonesmithedit
    That's not even the strangest musical revival craze of the 90's.
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    Replying to @TheBrofucius and @SheriffAlert
    I was going to say that someone else said this, but it was you, which raises some questions.
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    Replying to @Acyn
    They should start asking him why he pardoned people, but make up the names. "Why did you pardon Dick Hertz?"
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    Replying to @tommcgovern27
    I was hoping he would have asked you for a melody that he wasn't really sure how it went, but it was sad and sweet and he knew the whole thing when he was younger.
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    He had a second family on the side Or, as he referred to them, the control group.
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    Are you sure you still have housekeeping staff? Have you seen them?
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    Replying to @RepStefanik
    Trump canceled a few hundred thousand of them.
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    Replying to @susanorlean and @bigstape
    Do your kids' names look like WiFi passwords? If not, you didn't.
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    Replying to @ImKnotTheOne and @RepMTG
    It seems a stretch to say that she thinks.
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    Replying to @KHQLocalNews
    I'm not saying that Tilly arranged the crash, but I'm not saying Tilly didn't arrange the crash.
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    Replying to @lavern_spicer
    Her kneeling is a lot more American than your belief that she should be kicked out of the country for doing so.
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    Replying to @Timcast
    There are several possible explanations for this, but the most likely is that everyone hates you and wants to make your life miserable.