WHO IS SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYTHING
Susan Orlean
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Susan Orlean
@susanorlean
Writer, writer, writer. Oh, I also write.
- The truth is, it’s not so boring being stuck at home. But it’s interesting that one bag of rice has 8,453 grains, while another has 8,462
- I honestly can’t remember if I’ve had kids with Elon Musk or not.
- Shut the fuck upIf you waste money on coffee, it’s like "peeing $1 million down the drain," says Suze Orman. ☕️ cnb.cx/2I4cwMv via @CNBCMakeIt
- Fuck it, I’m having a drink.
- I am@being shunned by my family because I am drunk. Yes ok I am fine with that FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKERS
- Maybe I am drinking too much during THE FUCKING PANDEMIC
- Thinking of starting a Twitter account. Seems like you have fun here, yes?
- Having a glass of wine AS ONE DOES.
- I haven’t had a cold or even sniffles in a year. I’m going to keep wearing a mask in crowds and on planes even after I get vaccinated. They WORK.
- I have a horrible feeling I slandered fennel seeds last night.
- Ok a newborn colt rocks it totally and he thought my hand was his mom. It was not. He has tasted life’s infinite tragedy. As I mentioned Earlier I am inebriated
- I’m so confused. So many things to worry about: In what order does one worry about them?
